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[–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

How do you stop a Mormon from drinking your alcohol?

Invite 2.

I don't really know Mormons but for some reason I remember that joke.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I heard it a bit different: What's the difference between Jews and Mormons? Jews don't recognize Jesus as the messiah and Mormons don't recognize each other in the liquor store. (I think it works with baptists too)

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