▲ 861 ▼ those damn vegans! (kbin.melroy.org) submitted 2 years ago by bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 83 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (1 child) Plants make oxygen, animals make poop If the vegans win then we'll no oxygen to breathe, only poop This is the future vegans want permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago (2 children) I'd agree with you, that also means more farts. And farts are funny. Do you hate comedy? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (2 children) I've been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online. 80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] robotica@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago Imagine this, but with no context permalink fedilink source parent [–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I'm going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Random_internet_user@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago Comedy means laugh and laugh means consuming more air . Do you wanna help vegans win ? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago (2 children) I'd agree with you, that also means more farts. And farts are funny. Do you hate comedy? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (2 children) I've been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online. 80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] robotica@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago Imagine this, but with no context permalink fedilink source parent [–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I'm going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Random_internet_user@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago Comedy means laugh and laugh means consuming more air . Do you wanna help vegans win ? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (2 children) I've been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online. 80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] robotica@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago Imagine this, but with no context permalink fedilink source parent [–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I'm going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] robotica@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago Imagine this, but with no context permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I'm going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Random_internet_user@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago Comedy means laugh and laugh means consuming more air . Do you wanna help vegans win ? permalink fedilink source parent
