▲ 1560 ▼ We're monsters (lemmy.world) submitted 3 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world [M] to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 83 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 18 points 3 years ago (1 child) Exactly the reason they had to fund this project. Cheaper than the lawsuit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 3 years ago (1 child) The scientists first enlarged the snail, but when the snail was too large to make love to his snail wife or hug his snail children without crushing them, he decided to sue. That is until he suddenly got amnesia somehow. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) But that means he has a giant snail dick too! Shouldn't his snail wife be happy? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) It's too big. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 3 years ago (1 child) The scientists first enlarged the snail, but when the snail was too large to make love to his snail wife or hug his snail children without crushing them, he decided to sue. That is until he suddenly got amnesia somehow. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) But that means he has a giant snail dick too! Shouldn't his snail wife be happy? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) It's too big. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) But that means he has a giant snail dick too! Shouldn't his snail wife be happy? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) It's too big. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) It's too big. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean! permalink fedilink source parent
