I'm very surprised cracked has released an original article at all.
But I feel the author has drastically missed the mark. Summarized near the end with
"Already some of you have gotten angry, feeling this gut-level revulsion at any attempt to excuse or even understand these people. After all, they're hardly people, right? Aren't they just a mass of ignorant, rageful, crude, cursing, spitting subhumans?
Gee, I hope not. I have to hug a bunch of them at Thanksgiving"
Didn't they just spend the entire article justifying why the red non-urban areas feel that way towards the blue areas?
I feel the cities would welcome people from the country side, while you can't spend 1 day in a country town without being "from one of the big cities, and you should go back to it" (from experience, as a child)