"When uncle Monty got shot in his leg, we had to amputate it. Unfortunately, Tommy accidentally cut his other leg as well, and since it could get infected, he evened it out."
Reference to Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The beginning: https://youtu.be/HPDiqTWgLgY

Just in case: Some could consider it NSFL perhaps.

Paw Paw start'd afar won thyme when ee fella sleep wit uh lit cigrette. We just shot the far.