Their tablets also fail to impress.

The last 2 Lenovo laptops I purchased both caught fire and died same day I purchased them. That officially scared me away forever as a Lenovo customer.

Try to claim a warranty with them too.

That is because you got the wrong dick. You need to buy the Lenovo® Certified© Dick™ from Lenovo® directly for double the price, or, naturally, your hardware won't POST.

Alternatively, you can firmware disable the non-lenovo dick in the UEFI options, so that the laptop boots, fOr YoUr SeCuRiTeH.

I think the goal of their Yoga line was to suck their dick hence improving self worth.