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[–] 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Do centaur hoes suck the horse dick or the human dick, respectfully?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They suck the horse dick, but fuck the human dick because the horse dick would kill them like it did in enumclaw

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Don't centaurs only have horse dick?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Do they? Have you seen one dick but not the other?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I have seen some questionable centaur art. But never have I seen a human dick on a centaur. The horse dick is retractable anyway and centaurs usually don't wear clothes. Especially not where the human dick would attach.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Maybe the human dick is retractable, too?

    Two retractable wangs would make for some excellent questionable centaur art.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    But human dicks aren't actually retractable. That would then make it more than just part horse and part human.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'd like to remind you that this is a fictional animal, they can have retractable penises if we want them to.

    As someone else here said, centaurs aren't half human and half horse, they're all centaur. They just have the appearance of half human and half horse.

    Besides, they're fictional. We can give them retractable dicks if we want to.

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