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[–] 82 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Most things die unless they do stuff to not-die

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Except for plants. They're lazy as fuck.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    They still do stuff, just a bit slower.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    EIGHT HOURS A DAY I’M PHOTOSYNTHESIZING AND I HAVE TO COME HOME TO THIS?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    12 for those hardworking tropical chads

    (Did I use that right? It was uncomfortable.)

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    It's an average of 12 hours for every plant on earth (assuming no shadows from mountains, other plants, etc).

    The higher the latitude the more uneven it is (up to 24h in summer and 0h in winter for the poles).

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Try being a Cannabis plant in a grow box.... forced into a grueling schedule of feeding and photosynthesis under lights so bright they could actually be on the surface of the sun. Forced to vegetate and create more leaf surface to photosynthesize even more while bathing in a constant flow of CO2. Only to have your reproductive organs chopped off and burnt. It's not all fun and games if you're Mary Jane...

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Yes, plants are autotrophs and can generate their own food from sunlight and the atmosphere. They still need some nutrients from the troposphere, like minerals, but they have it made.

    Heterotrophs are where things get wild

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  • [–] -4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Ahhh yeah. I'm not allowed to do any of that stuff. I'm only allowed to work. Why can't I do what's natural instead?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The comment is saying work is natural...

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  • [–] -2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Not when it's for our owners.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Good thing you don’t have an owner then isn’t it?

    Hundreds of thousands of our ancestors died to give us that, and that’s only if you count the most recent war fought against the ownership of people. There has been a lot of blood spilled so that you can live without an owner today.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    But my boss is mean to me when I spend an hour texting my buddies! It's slavery!

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