Not The Onion

nottheonion@lemmy.world

22,116 readers

7,488 active

1,758 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 3 years ago

moderators

kescusay@lemmy.world

Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car and Mistakes It For Shots Fired (jalopnik.com)

submitted 2 years ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

98 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] aStonedSanta@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Similarly in most military systems they’ll test you and place you accordingly. If you end up on a turret. You are the dumbass. Sorry.

permalink

fedilink

source

parent

lemmy:	0.19.20
mlmym (mschae):	26.3.4