▲ 637 ▼ Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car and Mistakes It For Shots Fired (jalopnik.com) submitted 2 years ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world 98 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (2 children) Cops are among the easiest people to spook. They're like bunny rabbits, but with guns. Other triggers include removing something from a pocket especially when asked being brown running, for any reason Owning a dog not being white permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago There's a whole cottage industry around training cops to believe they have the most dangerous job on the planet, and everyone is trying to kill them. Having been deployed to a warzone several times myself, we were NEVER taught to be as scared of normal people as police are. The training is called "killology," and I'm not dumb enough to have come up with that name myself. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago (3 children) Agree on all points. LMAO! May I ask a favor? Can you tell me if you can see this comment? I have a sneaky suspicion something is wrong with my account. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] drev@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Strange, I can't see your comment. Maybe something is wrong with your account? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Who were you responding to?? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drev@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) I'm not sure, I just see a blank comment box with 1 point and no username asking for a favor permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Thanks guys, LOL! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago There it is again! permalink fedilink source parent [–] weew@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) All I see is ********** Is your comment your password? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 years ago Maybe I should type in my password and see if it matches what you’re seeing? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Weird, that's my password too! permalink fedilink source parent [–] 32b99410_da5b@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Can't see your comment. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago There's a whole cottage industry around training cops to believe they have the most dangerous job on the planet, and everyone is trying to kill them. Having been deployed to a warzone several times myself, we were NEVER taught to be as scared of normal people as police are. The training is called "killology," and I'm not dumb enough to have come up with that name myself. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago (3 children) Agree on all points. LMAO! May I ask a favor? Can you tell me if you can see this comment? I have a sneaky suspicion something is wrong with my account. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] drev@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Strange, I can't see your comment. Maybe something is wrong with your account? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Who were you responding to?? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drev@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) I'm not sure, I just see a blank comment box with 1 point and no username asking for a favor permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Thanks guys, LOL! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago There it is again! permalink fedilink source parent [–] weew@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) All I see is ********** Is your comment your password? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 years ago Maybe I should type in my password and see if it matches what you’re seeing? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Weird, that's my password too! permalink fedilink source parent [–] 32b99410_da5b@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Can't see your comment. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] drev@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Strange, I can't see your comment. Maybe something is wrong with your account? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Who were you responding to?? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drev@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) I'm not sure, I just see a blank comment box with 1 point and no username asking for a favor permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Thanks guys, LOL! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago There it is again! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Who were you responding to?? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drev@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) I'm not sure, I just see a blank comment box with 1 point and no username asking for a favor permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Thanks guys, LOL! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago There it is again! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] drev@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) I'm not sure, I just see a blank comment box with 1 point and no username asking for a favor permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Thanks guys, LOL! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago There it is again! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Thanks guys, LOL! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago There it is again! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] weew@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) All I see is ********** Is your comment your password? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 years ago Maybe I should type in my password and see if it matches what you’re seeing? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Weird, that's my password too! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 years ago Maybe I should type in my password and see if it matches what you’re seeing? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Weird, that's my password too! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 32b99410_da5b@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Can't see your comment. permalink fedilink source parent