▲ 173 ▼ Everyone has the right to be Bonk'd (lemmy.world) submitted 3 years ago by Raxun@lemmy.world to c/dnd_memes@lemmy.world 7 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 7 points 3 years ago (2 children) Trying to imagine a slutty paladin. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] blightbow@kbin.social 12 points 3 years ago A hypersexualized Paladin whose test of faith is to invite admiration from all who observe him or her, but they’re not actually allowed to partake. Imagine an extremely vain god or goddess who not only wants all of the sexiest people alive as their followers, but wants them to proactively blueball the rest of the world with their piety. Or just take the easy route: a good old fashioned fertility deity who approves of their followers sewing dem oats. permalink fedilink source parent [–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 3 points 3 years ago If in the Elder scrolls universe, Paladin of Dibella would be interesting. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] blightbow@kbin.social 12 points 3 years ago A hypersexualized Paladin whose test of faith is to invite admiration from all who observe him or her, but they’re not actually allowed to partake. Imagine an extremely vain god or goddess who not only wants all of the sexiest people alive as their followers, but wants them to proactively blueball the rest of the world with their piety. Or just take the easy route: a good old fashioned fertility deity who approves of their followers sewing dem oats. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 3 points 3 years ago If in the Elder scrolls universe, Paladin of Dibella would be interesting. permalink fedilink source parent
