Really? Let’s see…

• Purchase a prepaid Visa card from somewhere without cameras, preload it with $1k.
• Using a library computer, order a Starlink device to a post office, general delivery under a pseudonym.
• Pick up said order using a fake ID with the pseudonym previously mentioned.

Congrats! You are now the proud owner of a Starlink dish, under a fake name, with no traceable evidence left behind of who you actually were.