Yeah I was just joking. I used to keep both of my bikes locked inside the locked shed but my ebike I keep in my warm tool shed now and it's unlocked as I feel locking it is kind of pointless as there's every tool you need to break the lock right there. Ofcouse the smart move would be to lock it nevertheless.
What's noteworthy though is that both of my bikes are highly customized with a duct tape camo paintjob and even though that can be reversed with enough of time and patience I still feel like it's probably not worth the trouble and selling them as is would be quite difficult not only because they're very recognizeable but also nobody wants to buy a bike looking ridiculous like that.