▲ 195 ▼ I am 50 years old and I'm about to try Taco Bell for the first time. What should I try first? (lemmy.ca) submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world 177 comments fedilink hide all child comments A Taco Bell finally opened up where I live, and we are going to go try it tonight. What should I try and what should I avoid? Of course I know I should try another restaurant and avoid Taco Bell, that's too obvious, but what is life without a little Adventure.
[+] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 133 points 2 years ago (16 children) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source hideshow 32 child comments replies: [–] shalafi@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago LOL, OP could not have found a better answer. /thread permalink fedilink source parent [–] pacmondo@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago I have never eaten at taco bell before but now I feel like I have. Thank you for this high effort as fuck post. permalink fedilink source parent [–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca [S] 18 points 2 years ago You should do a food critic video series. permalink fedilink source parent [–] eldoom@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago This is the best, most comprehensive review on Taco Bell this planet has ever seen. permalink fedilink source parent [–] kellyaster@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago OP, listen to this man, he knows his Taco Bell. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago Bruh lmao permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ltcpanic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* I chortled at the churros lolol permalink fedilink source parent [–] thefactremains@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago It's disgusting, but in a good way. Accurate permalink fedilink source parent [–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Pretty sure fiesta strips are just tortilla strips? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mamertine@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Taco Bell doesn't deserve the hate it gets I knew a health inspector. He commented that guaranteed the cleanest restaurant kitchen in every town was a taco bell. Apparently they aggressively train employees and managers to clean way more than other restaurants. permalink fedilink source parent [–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) The "fiesta strips" are just corn chips. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago Shhhhh, they're a party in your mouth. permalink fedilink source parent [–] selzam@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago An amazing comment! Thanks! permalink fedilink source parent [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago You didn't mention the peak of Taco Bell food, the crunch wrap supreme! The breakfast crunch wrap is also very good for what it is. permalink fedilink source parent [–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I've been getting the same three things at Taco Bell for the last 30 years. This has inspired me to branch out. permalink fedilink source parent [+] derphurr@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago Dude, what the hell. I feel sorry for your anus and I didn't even read what you said. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago LOL, OP could not have found a better answer. /thread permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pacmondo@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago I have never eaten at taco bell before but now I feel like I have. Thank you for this high effort as fuck post. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca [S] 18 points 2 years ago You should do a food critic video series. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] eldoom@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago This is the best, most comprehensive review on Taco Bell this planet has ever seen. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kellyaster@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago OP, listen to this man, he knows his Taco Bell. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ltcpanic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* I chortled at the churros lolol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thefactremains@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago It's disgusting, but in a good way. Accurate permalink fedilink source parent
[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Pretty sure fiesta strips are just tortilla strips? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mamertine@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Taco Bell doesn't deserve the hate it gets I knew a health inspector. He commented that guaranteed the cleanest restaurant kitchen in every town was a taco bell. Apparently they aggressively train employees and managers to clean way more than other restaurants. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) The "fiesta strips" are just corn chips. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago Shhhhh, they're a party in your mouth. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago Shhhhh, they're a party in your mouth. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] selzam@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago An amazing comment! Thanks! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago You didn't mention the peak of Taco Bell food, the crunch wrap supreme! The breakfast crunch wrap is also very good for what it is. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I've been getting the same three things at Taco Bell for the last 30 years. This has inspired me to branch out. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago Dude, what the hell. I feel sorry for your anus and I didn't even read what you said. permalink fedilink source parent