▲ 209 ▼ Chicago Deep Dish Pizza (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by BallShapedMan@lemmy.world to c/foodporn@lemmy.world 85 comments fedilink hide all child comments This and the dogs are my favorite parts of Chicago!
[–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) All of this arguing about if it is a pizza, yet the simple truth that it is a salad escapes everyone. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drphungky@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) You're a mad man, and your food classification theories are overwrought AND lead to bad conclusions! A salad?! Clearly a deep-dish pizza is a form of quiche! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child) You are a true scholar of food theory I see. But alas, you fool, should you thoroughly inspect the manuscripts (specifically Appendix C), you would see that salad theory firmly debunks cuberule for the farce that it is! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drphungky@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (2 children) While admittedly mashed potatoes and rice are miscategorized and switched from where they should be, the cube rule is a parsimonious and more accurate model! The footnote misrepresents it as location of carbs, when it is clearly stated as the location of structural starch. When reading it in this manner it is much more clear than any soup-based hyperspace nonsense! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] slingstone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago Gentlemen, gentlemen! There's no need to fight! However, if you would continue, I would be greatly amused. NOTE: No offense intended with the "gentlemen" line if either of you is not male--I'm just trying to preserve the spirit of this Victorian era-style psuedoscientific slap fight. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) But even so your precious cubic musing doth fall flat when you consider your deep dish quiche permutates quickly into toast the moment it is cut. Not to mention one might argue it misses the classification entirely, for a slice of deep dish pizza clearly is endowed with two structural carb sides. And should such a classification exist, it would permutate once more should it be eaten outside first. While the manuscript of elegant salads stays much more robust to perturbations, a deep dish pizza remains firmly a salad untill the last bite. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drphungky@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* Is a pinwheel the same as a burrito? Of course not! Is a pepperoni roll a calzone?! Never! Structure matters! If it didn't, why would you be able to order a personal pan pizza or a slice?! Clearly, they are different! By your logic, I could pick out all of the greens from my salad bowl, hand you a bowl of croutons, and have given you a salad. Preposterous! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] drphungky@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) You're a mad man, and your food classification theories are overwrought AND lead to bad conclusions! A salad?! Clearly a deep-dish pizza is a form of quiche! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child) You are a true scholar of food theory I see. But alas, you fool, should you thoroughly inspect the manuscripts (specifically Appendix C), you would see that salad theory firmly debunks cuberule for the farce that it is! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drphungky@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (2 children) While admittedly mashed potatoes and rice are miscategorized and switched from where they should be, the cube rule is a parsimonious and more accurate model! The footnote misrepresents it as location of carbs, when it is clearly stated as the location of structural starch. When reading it in this manner it is much more clear than any soup-based hyperspace nonsense! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] slingstone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago Gentlemen, gentlemen! There's no need to fight! However, if you would continue, I would be greatly amused. NOTE: No offense intended with the "gentlemen" line if either of you is not male--I'm just trying to preserve the spirit of this Victorian era-style psuedoscientific slap fight. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) But even so your precious cubic musing doth fall flat when you consider your deep dish quiche permutates quickly into toast the moment it is cut. Not to mention one might argue it misses the classification entirely, for a slice of deep dish pizza clearly is endowed with two structural carb sides. And should such a classification exist, it would permutate once more should it be eaten outside first. While the manuscript of elegant salads stays much more robust to perturbations, a deep dish pizza remains firmly a salad untill the last bite. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drphungky@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* Is a pinwheel the same as a burrito? Of course not! Is a pepperoni roll a calzone?! Never! Structure matters! If it didn't, why would you be able to order a personal pan pizza or a slice?! Clearly, they are different! By your logic, I could pick out all of the greens from my salad bowl, hand you a bowl of croutons, and have given you a salad. Preposterous! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child) You are a true scholar of food theory I see. But alas, you fool, should you thoroughly inspect the manuscripts (specifically Appendix C), you would see that salad theory firmly debunks cuberule for the farce that it is! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drphungky@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (2 children) While admittedly mashed potatoes and rice are miscategorized and switched from where they should be, the cube rule is a parsimonious and more accurate model! The footnote misrepresents it as location of carbs, when it is clearly stated as the location of structural starch. When reading it in this manner it is much more clear than any soup-based hyperspace nonsense! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] slingstone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago Gentlemen, gentlemen! There's no need to fight! However, if you would continue, I would be greatly amused. NOTE: No offense intended with the "gentlemen" line if either of you is not male--I'm just trying to preserve the spirit of this Victorian era-style psuedoscientific slap fight. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) But even so your precious cubic musing doth fall flat when you consider your deep dish quiche permutates quickly into toast the moment it is cut. Not to mention one might argue it misses the classification entirely, for a slice of deep dish pizza clearly is endowed with two structural carb sides. And should such a classification exist, it would permutate once more should it be eaten outside first. While the manuscript of elegant salads stays much more robust to perturbations, a deep dish pizza remains firmly a salad untill the last bite. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drphungky@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* Is a pinwheel the same as a burrito? Of course not! Is a pepperoni roll a calzone?! Never! Structure matters! If it didn't, why would you be able to order a personal pan pizza or a slice?! Clearly, they are different! By your logic, I could pick out all of the greens from my salad bowl, hand you a bowl of croutons, and have given you a salad. Preposterous! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] drphungky@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (2 children) While admittedly mashed potatoes and rice are miscategorized and switched from where they should be, the cube rule is a parsimonious and more accurate model! The footnote misrepresents it as location of carbs, when it is clearly stated as the location of structural starch. When reading it in this manner it is much more clear than any soup-based hyperspace nonsense! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] slingstone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago Gentlemen, gentlemen! There's no need to fight! However, if you would continue, I would be greatly amused. NOTE: No offense intended with the "gentlemen" line if either of you is not male--I'm just trying to preserve the spirit of this Victorian era-style psuedoscientific slap fight. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) But even so your precious cubic musing doth fall flat when you consider your deep dish quiche permutates quickly into toast the moment it is cut. Not to mention one might argue it misses the classification entirely, for a slice of deep dish pizza clearly is endowed with two structural carb sides. And should such a classification exist, it would permutate once more should it be eaten outside first. While the manuscript of elegant salads stays much more robust to perturbations, a deep dish pizza remains firmly a salad untill the last bite. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drphungky@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* Is a pinwheel the same as a burrito? Of course not! Is a pepperoni roll a calzone?! Never! Structure matters! If it didn't, why would you be able to order a personal pan pizza or a slice?! Clearly, they are different! By your logic, I could pick out all of the greens from my salad bowl, hand you a bowl of croutons, and have given you a salad. Preposterous! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago Gentlemen, gentlemen! There's no need to fight! However, if you would continue, I would be greatly amused. NOTE: No offense intended with the "gentlemen" line if either of you is not male--I'm just trying to preserve the spirit of this Victorian era-style psuedoscientific slap fight. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) But even so your precious cubic musing doth fall flat when you consider your deep dish quiche permutates quickly into toast the moment it is cut. Not to mention one might argue it misses the classification entirely, for a slice of deep dish pizza clearly is endowed with two structural carb sides. And should such a classification exist, it would permutate once more should it be eaten outside first. While the manuscript of elegant salads stays much more robust to perturbations, a deep dish pizza remains firmly a salad untill the last bite. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drphungky@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* Is a pinwheel the same as a burrito? Of course not! Is a pepperoni roll a calzone?! Never! Structure matters! If it didn't, why would you be able to order a personal pan pizza or a slice?! Clearly, they are different! By your logic, I could pick out all of the greens from my salad bowl, hand you a bowl of croutons, and have given you a salad. Preposterous! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] drphungky@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* Is a pinwheel the same as a burrito? Of course not! Is a pepperoni roll a calzone?! Never! Structure matters! If it didn't, why would you be able to order a personal pan pizza or a slice?! Clearly, they are different! By your logic, I could pick out all of the greens from my salad bowl, hand you a bowl of croutons, and have given you a salad. Preposterous! permalink fedilink source parent
