Who are you to say what people need their phones for?

You don’t need a good phone to watch videos at all, so I’m not even sure why that’s the example you chose to fight about.

I take pictures. I use apps. I listen to podcasts. If I want to watch something I typically use my TV , laptop, or iPad. But I don’t want a monstrosity in my pocket. Insert penis size joke here

I don’t get what you are saying. I use it for loads of stuff and have never found the size a problem.

Or they're like multiple people in my family that will get a phone, use it for 5-6 years, and this just happens to be when they're deciding to upgrade.