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[–] 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Time to buy shorts. Or puts. Or kangaroos. Whatever.

I don't know a fucking thing about stonks.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It will launch, spike up a little that day, then drop pretty hard for a month or so, getting down to about 60% of its launch price, before slowly gaining back up to around 80% of its launch price after several months.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    Also, my prediction is that big puts will be selling for way higher than their likelihood, because so many retail investors want to to fail. So even though the stock will go down, tons of people will lose money betting that.

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