No. You are not funny in the slightest.
It would be weird and creepy if this was an adult woman, but your "joke" about a situation involving children is just disgusting. You're sick, please seek help
No. You are not funny in the slightest.
It would be weird and creepy if this was an adult woman, but your "joke" about a situation involving children is just disgusting. You're sick, please seek help