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[–] 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Don't go live with your dad.

Don't get on the motorcycle he buys you.

Find this specific woman your age in the USA, she's your soulmate.

This is a tablet computer. Saved on it is a thing called Wikipedia. You're gonna make a fuckton of money. Use it to plant trees ASAP because we're fucked otherwise.

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    Wikipedia has dates of important events from 1990s onward.

    Soulmate is my wife. She's asleep next to me :) We've talked about how to convince each other that we are time travelers before lol!

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