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Water mountains (lemmy.sdf.org)
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[–] 38 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (4 children)

Flat Earth? Fucking idiots. The Earth is obviously a Giant Magical Space Rug propelled by Genie's Dark Matter Astro-Projection moving teleporting at 9.8 m/s² 🤓

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  • [–] 23 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    What the hell are you talking about? We live in the Disc, held up by the Four Elephants which stand on the back of the Great Atuin, a 10,000 mile long turtle. The turtle moves.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago

    This has been disproved. We live on a globe in an experimental non-magical universe kept at a university run by wizards who live on a disc held up by four elephants on the book of the Great Atuin.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Actually there were five elephants, but one lost its footing, entered an unstable orbit and came hurtling through space, smashing into the Disc and causing the mountains to rise.

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