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Water, water, everywhere... (reddthat.com)
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[–] 75 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I had the urge while out the other day and had to wipe, like a peasant. Bidets should be a right in the kingdom.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Get a little portable bidet. They're not ideal, but it sure beats the awful toilet paper in public bathrooms.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Wait, those exist? I might have to look into it, because I can't install a normal bidet in my apartment (horrible Soviet era piping all over the place)

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    CuloClean Portable Bidet for... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07L448T4K?ref=FuckOff

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What is that ref at the end of the link?

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    LMAO - I haven't seen anyone do that before. Everything after the ? is for site tracking info, so you can remove it. There was a post about it sometime in the last couple weeks that gave examples and where to chop it off to not offer more tracking info.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I believe there is/was an extension that automatically changed the tracking parameters to that. Maybe it's that.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They're basically a squishy water bottle... Not ideal but might be worth a try?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    After the birth of my first child I ended up with a hemorrhoid. Truth be told, I was scared shitless to touch anything down there for a couple days after the trauma. They had given me a squishy bottle to rinse myself while everything recovered. Warm water from the tap was heavenly lol.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    My $35 bidet is awesome and just diverts water from the tank. It took less than 10 minutes to install: remove seat, place bidet, replace seat, unscrew tank water supply, screw in water splitting hose. You don’t even need to turn off the water, that’s how easy it is. It’s great for renters, too, because you’re not actually making any modifications, and it’s easy to remove with no trace.

    Mine’s a Luxe, but there are several like it in the same price range.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    They are the right and norm in Japan.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Tons of places do not have bidets. Hell, numerous places here still have squat toilets. I guess they are common in many tourist spots and stations in bigger cities. I have some occasional digestive issues and tend to know where toilets with washlets are in places I frequent.

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