As an American (Georgian):

Sad there isn't a dot in the middle of germany called NEUTRALITY

Georgia in Europe is annoying so we would call them "joor-jee-yuh" instead, at least in Augusta GA lol.

Oh, we know Ireland, most would often just give them the entire island out of ignorance & laziness tbh.

Sidenote: Ex-USSR bit is pretty effing accurate tho lol