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[–] 57 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

Produce Manager here. Place the end that opens directly between your two palms, and rub your palms together vigorously. The bag will stick to one palm or both, opening every time. Please stop licking your fingers to open these bags and then picking through our vegetables. You're gross.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Vegetable Farmer here. That shit is already gross. Wash your veggies.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Produce Manager here. Thanks for all of the gross vegetables!

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