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IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The TTDF(Time Traveling Defense Forces) have high confidence that that baby was the next Hitler. That or the kid born in the hospital bed next door. It's not an exact science.

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[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

The real Hitler was the genocide we did along the way...

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[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Leveled the whole city for good measure.

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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Those tunnels could hold infrastructure or terrorists, can't be sure, have to be safe.

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