Do fat criminals lose weight?

Do skinny criminals gain weight?

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[–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I don’t want to read too much into this, but do you need an alibi?

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    I’ll take that as a no, carry on.

    edit: lol, your edited reply was funnier than the first one, but I admire that you still completely missed the joke, along with the people who upvoted that.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    No worries, I would have expected something like “if anyone asks I was washing my hair last night” but your reply was more amusing.

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