I'm going to poke the hive.
I actually have zero issues with my HP laser printer, and I've never been pestered to use their Ink/Toner subscription service.
It's only a hassle if you choose to use it?
They're a fucking shitty company, sure agreed, but last I checked (unless it's specific models that I'm unaware of which require it) it's still a service you have to choose to use. If you don't choose to use it... you can just buy ink and toner normally, like I do.
It took me almost two years to run out of toner from the date of purchase. I don't print a lot.