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After School Satan Club at MSCS elementary school causes controversy (www.localmemphis.com)

submitted 2 years ago by kescusay@lemmy.world [M] to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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In the first day they sent out flyers, the After School Satan Club already has three students signed up for the new year.

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world [S] 31 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Motto: "Come to school for a piece of ASS!"

... I feel bad about writing that.

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[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 17 points 2 years ago

"We have room in our ASS for everyone!"

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[–] Benign@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Join my ASS!

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[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

You make ASS whole!

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[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why? Its fun(ny)

Get your fill at/in the ASS club is funnier

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[–] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure that's the recruiting theme for Christian school teachers.

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