▲ 973 ▼ They look so friendly (startrek.website) submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/humor@lemmy.world 158 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (6 children) Fuck. A drop bear killed my uncle. Horrible creatures. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] bigbadmoose@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's sad, but it's kinda his fault if he wasn't carrying an umbrella 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Umbrellas do nothing, I really wish they'd stop teaching that in schools, it's why we have so many drop bear casualties every year. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] vrek@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Depends on the umbrella https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-true-history-of-the-umbrella-gun-a-surprisingly-serious-weapon permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago The umbrella part still does fuck all and you'd wanna hope you're a good shot, they go feral when wounded. They have razor sharp claws that can rip through denim like it's butter. permalink fedilink source parent [–] kilinrax@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) This reminds me, I was once walking into a Melbourne Metro station, and the Aussie mate I was with had been spinning me some web of shit for a while, I finally lost it and loudly announced "LOOK, mate, I'm not gonna believe any of the SHIT that comes out of YOUR MOUTH ever since you tried to sell me on FUCKIN HOOP SNAKES" and a random commuter woman in earshot literally doubled over laughing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago What I love about hoop snakes is that they're American, not Australian. permalink fedilink source parent [–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago* The drop bears are really getting out of hand. Fuck the Emu war, we need a drop bear war. Drop bears aren't a joke, millions of families suffer from drop bears every year. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Even if they don't kill you, they give you chlamydia. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago Sorry for your loss. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago A jackalope got my uncle-daddy Bubbafred, and a skunk ape chased my cousin Darlene. She had the ugliest baby later that year. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bigbadmoose@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's sad, but it's kinda his fault if he wasn't carrying an umbrella 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Umbrellas do nothing, I really wish they'd stop teaching that in schools, it's why we have so many drop bear casualties every year. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] vrek@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Depends on the umbrella https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-true-history-of-the-umbrella-gun-a-surprisingly-serious-weapon permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago The umbrella part still does fuck all and you'd wanna hope you're a good shot, they go feral when wounded. They have razor sharp claws that can rip through denim like it's butter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Umbrellas do nothing, I really wish they'd stop teaching that in schools, it's why we have so many drop bear casualties every year. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] vrek@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Depends on the umbrella https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-true-history-of-the-umbrella-gun-a-surprisingly-serious-weapon permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago The umbrella part still does fuck all and you'd wanna hope you're a good shot, they go feral when wounded. They have razor sharp claws that can rip through denim like it's butter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] vrek@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Depends on the umbrella https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-true-history-of-the-umbrella-gun-a-surprisingly-serious-weapon permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago The umbrella part still does fuck all and you'd wanna hope you're a good shot, they go feral when wounded. They have razor sharp claws that can rip through denim like it's butter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago The umbrella part still does fuck all and you'd wanna hope you're a good shot, they go feral when wounded. They have razor sharp claws that can rip through denim like it's butter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kilinrax@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) This reminds me, I was once walking into a Melbourne Metro station, and the Aussie mate I was with had been spinning me some web of shit for a while, I finally lost it and loudly announced "LOOK, mate, I'm not gonna believe any of the SHIT that comes out of YOUR MOUTH ever since you tried to sell me on FUCKIN HOOP SNAKES" and a random commuter woman in earshot literally doubled over laughing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago What I love about hoop snakes is that they're American, not Australian. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago What I love about hoop snakes is that they're American, not Australian. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago* The drop bears are really getting out of hand. Fuck the Emu war, we need a drop bear war. Drop bears aren't a joke, millions of families suffer from drop bears every year. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Even if they don't kill you, they give you chlamydia. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago A jackalope got my uncle-daddy Bubbafred, and a skunk ape chased my cousin Darlene. She had the ugliest baby later that year. permalink fedilink source parent
