▲ 1345 ▼ This toilet paper at my work (i.postimg.cc) submitted 2 years ago by LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one to c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world 266 comments fedilink hide all child comments Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus
[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 145 points 2 years ago (3 children) Just use a lot of it I guess. It's just gonna cost them more in the long run. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (2 children) Except when it's that thin and crappy, some of it's going to break off no matter how much you use. You can use a lot of it to make the company spend more money refilling, sure, but you can't do a decent wipe with that crap, pun intended, no matter what you do with it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (2 children) Just absolutely demolish the toilet every time you use it. Make them suck out that half-a-ply-ass-TP with oil rig equipment. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] SlikPikker@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Flush a bundle of tampons wrapped in floss. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Senex@reddthat.com 9 points 2 years ago (2 children) Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bartlebee@infosec.pub 7 points 2 years ago Settle down there, Satan. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago How are you guys smuggling all those sabotage supplies to work? 😆 permalink fedilink source parent [–] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Gotta do the star fold with the thin stuff, get the grain aligned like plywood to keep it from splitting. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* You mean like some sort of asshole origami? Assigami? I don't think I've ever wiped my ass with a star. Other than that weird weekend with Ryan Seacrest, of course. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) As a person with bidet at home, I actually carry my own paper when I poo in public places. I do know that makes me insane. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) The stuff at my job is actually okay but I do keep an emergency roll in my backpack. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago I’m mostly at home, but the stuff at my work is what you’d put in boxes with gifts for holidays lawl permalink fedilink source parent [–] scarabic@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* I don’t see why it makes any difference whether it’s two-ply coiled 50 times around the roll, or one-ply coiled 100 times around the roll. I actually prefer a handful of one ply. It’s soft and there are more gaps between the plys which makes your handful puffier. You just have to take a longer piece. If that extra effort results in people conserving over time: great. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (2 children) Except when it's that thin and crappy, some of it's going to break off no matter how much you use. You can use a lot of it to make the company spend more money refilling, sure, but you can't do a decent wipe with that crap, pun intended, no matter what you do with it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (2 children) Just absolutely demolish the toilet every time you use it. Make them suck out that half-a-ply-ass-TP with oil rig equipment. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] SlikPikker@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Flush a bundle of tampons wrapped in floss. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Senex@reddthat.com 9 points 2 years ago (2 children) Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bartlebee@infosec.pub 7 points 2 years ago Settle down there, Satan. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago How are you guys smuggling all those sabotage supplies to work? 😆 permalink fedilink source parent [–] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Gotta do the star fold with the thin stuff, get the grain aligned like plywood to keep it from splitting. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* You mean like some sort of asshole origami? Assigami? I don't think I've ever wiped my ass with a star. Other than that weird weekend with Ryan Seacrest, of course. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (2 children) Just absolutely demolish the toilet every time you use it. Make them suck out that half-a-ply-ass-TP with oil rig equipment. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] SlikPikker@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Flush a bundle of tampons wrapped in floss. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Senex@reddthat.com 9 points 2 years ago (2 children) Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bartlebee@infosec.pub 7 points 2 years ago Settle down there, Satan. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago How are you guys smuggling all those sabotage supplies to work? 😆 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SlikPikker@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Flush a bundle of tampons wrapped in floss. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Senex@reddthat.com 9 points 2 years ago (2 children) Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bartlebee@infosec.pub 7 points 2 years ago Settle down there, Satan. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago How are you guys smuggling all those sabotage supplies to work? 😆 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Senex@reddthat.com 9 points 2 years ago (2 children) Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bartlebee@infosec.pub 7 points 2 years ago Settle down there, Satan. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago How are you guys smuggling all those sabotage supplies to work? 😆 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bartlebee@infosec.pub 7 points 2 years ago Settle down there, Satan. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago How are you guys smuggling all those sabotage supplies to work? 😆 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Gotta do the star fold with the thin stuff, get the grain aligned like plywood to keep it from splitting. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* You mean like some sort of asshole origami? Assigami? I don't think I've ever wiped my ass with a star. Other than that weird weekend with Ryan Seacrest, of course. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* You mean like some sort of asshole origami? Assigami? I don't think I've ever wiped my ass with a star. Other than that weird weekend with Ryan Seacrest, of course. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) As a person with bidet at home, I actually carry my own paper when I poo in public places. I do know that makes me insane. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) The stuff at my job is actually okay but I do keep an emergency roll in my backpack. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago I’m mostly at home, but the stuff at my work is what you’d put in boxes with gifts for holidays lawl permalink fedilink source parent
[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) The stuff at my job is actually okay but I do keep an emergency roll in my backpack. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago I’m mostly at home, but the stuff at my work is what you’d put in boxes with gifts for holidays lawl permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 years ago I’m mostly at home, but the stuff at my work is what you’d put in boxes with gifts for holidays lawl permalink fedilink source parent
[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* I don’t see why it makes any difference whether it’s two-ply coiled 50 times around the roll, or one-ply coiled 100 times around the roll. I actually prefer a handful of one ply. It’s soft and there are more gaps between the plys which makes your handful puffier. You just have to take a longer piece. If that extra effort results in people conserving over time: great. permalink fedilink source parent
