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[–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

[Puts on stupid, ugly, expensive sunglasses at night]

🎶 "Reluctantly (chuckled at by teens), at the starting line..." 🎶

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Pointing, and laughing and cringing inside

    The green light flashes, the jig is up

    Buyers. Remorse. A divorce creeping up.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The son chose the mom, and they both moved out,

    He stormed off to Hooters, drank til he passed out,

    He's now home yelling, and crying, snot lining his face, the light of a Twitter feed in an emp-ty, place...

    Cuz he's going to post now, he's going in-cel, he's all alone, ALL ALONE, and he's buying what the nazis sell....

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Because he's racing and pacing and fuming on X

    He's fighting and biting and really bad at sex

    He's going the distance, he's smoking some weed

    His pillow wife (pillow-wife) is all he neeeeds

    ...

    No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulb, no spine

    He's haunted by decisions he cannot untwine

    Bank-account shaking earthquakes of APRs and remorse

    Assail him, impale him with cybertruck force

    ...

    In his mind he's still driving, still dunking on libs

    She's hoping in time that her memories will fade

    'Cause he's wasting his paycheck on onlyfans whores

    He's fighting, promoting, defending Musk of course

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