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[–] 205 points 2 years ago (27 children)

Honey fans eating literal bug vomit.

Mushroom fans eating literal reproductive organs.

Lots of things sound gross when you think about their origins. Just eat what you like.

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  • [–] 71 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Imagine you're chilling at the park and all the sudden some asshole rips your dick off and eats it

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I imagined it for you. Your penis was delicious.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Your penis was delicious.

    That's what your mom said to me last night

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Eggs are technically chicken’s periods when you think about it.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Wait really? That's so interesting. So eggs you buy at the store aren't fertilized? (Not sure if that's the right word but ykwim)

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    cannibals are like right?? just let people enjoy what they want

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Bees store the nectar in a honey stomach, where no digestions happen at all. So it's not bug vomit.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They're also bees, which are notably distinct from humans in ways almost too numerous to count.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Can I please have another bee fact?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    bees sometimes fly, like flies, but not exactly like flies; though they do fly. Bees do. Well, flies also fly, but differently. Not that differently if you don't care about such distinctions, but pretty differently if you do. I wish I could fly. That last one wasn't a bee fact. It was a me fact.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    “Vomit” doesn’t require digestion to be called vomit. If it was in a stomach and then came back out via a mouth, it’s vomit.

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