HikingVet comments on soak and jump hump

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 152 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I'm too asexual to understand?

[–] astanix@lemmy.world 119 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Nah, you aren't supposed to have sex before marriage.

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

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[–] sexy_peach@feddit.de [S] 69 points 2 years ago (3 children)

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?

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[–] zoostation@lemmy.world 81 points 2 years ago (1 child)

No, it was just a dumb hoax.

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[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren't sex, so jebus would still love them

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[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago

The ol' poophole loophole.

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[–] kautau@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY

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[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I was hoping someone would post that

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[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago

I knew before I even opened the link

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[–] odium@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

What did they think sodomy meant?

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[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Being gay.

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[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

The old poohole loophole

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[–] kWazt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

A dick suck ain't cheatin'

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[–] astanix@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I don't even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors...

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[–] kpw@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

No.

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[–] Kingofthezyx@lemm.ee 34 points 2 years ago

Mormon God: Damn, they got me.

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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

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[–] _danny@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

Are they fucking morons

Close, they are mormons fucking

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[–] Gabu@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.

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[–] _danny@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago*

the difference is so small you can barely tell

Guess you could say it's pretty fucking close.

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

That's what she said?

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[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

No, they're mormons.

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[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion... involves movement?

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[–] eskimofry@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.

Edit: sorry wrong community.

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[–] decisivelyhoodnoises@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

It doesn't count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other

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[–] mrcleanup@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?

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[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

...they would still be moving around

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[–] qaz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago*

The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.

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[–] Duranie@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago

Ahhh, but then that's someone else's fault for jumping on the bed.

Next step - the poop-hole loophole!

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[–] NubTubz@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

No, not really. The person is jumping on the bed to help them out with their weird little loophole, not because they're into watching other people fuck.

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