▲ 361 ▼ "Get out of my room, Helen!" (lemmy.zip) submitted 2 years ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to c/memes@lemmy.world 47 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 29 points 2 years ago (1 child) Check this lucky guy over here with not only two parents, but they're both moms. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 years ago (2 children) I have three mothers, though I don't call them by their first names. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Checksum then? First few characters? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AntiGuide@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just make sure to use a fast hash and not a secure one. Makes your responses generate faster. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago How many mothers do you have that it makes a real world difference? I'd guess up until 1000 you wouldn't really notice depending on your hardware. You could cache them as well. permalink fedilink source parent [–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) How does that work if you don't mind me asking? Are they all married or is it like a "3's Company" kind of thing? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 13 points 2 years ago Parents got divorced, father remarried (stepmother). Then transitioned to female 🏳️⚧️ (still married) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 years ago (2 children) I have three mothers, though I don't call them by their first names. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Checksum then? First few characters? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AntiGuide@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just make sure to use a fast hash and not a secure one. Makes your responses generate faster. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago How many mothers do you have that it makes a real world difference? I'd guess up until 1000 you wouldn't really notice depending on your hardware. You could cache them as well. permalink fedilink source parent [–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) How does that work if you don't mind me asking? Are they all married or is it like a "3's Company" kind of thing? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 13 points 2 years ago Parents got divorced, father remarried (stepmother). Then transitioned to female 🏳️⚧️ (still married) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Checksum then? First few characters? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AntiGuide@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just make sure to use a fast hash and not a secure one. Makes your responses generate faster. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago How many mothers do you have that it makes a real world difference? I'd guess up until 1000 you wouldn't really notice depending on your hardware. You could cache them as well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AntiGuide@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just make sure to use a fast hash and not a secure one. Makes your responses generate faster. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago How many mothers do you have that it makes a real world difference? I'd guess up until 1000 you wouldn't really notice depending on your hardware. You could cache them as well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago How many mothers do you have that it makes a real world difference? I'd guess up until 1000 you wouldn't really notice depending on your hardware. You could cache them as well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) How does that work if you don't mind me asking? Are they all married or is it like a "3's Company" kind of thing? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 13 points 2 years ago Parents got divorced, father remarried (stepmother). Then transitioned to female 🏳️⚧️ (still married) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 13 points 2 years ago Parents got divorced, father remarried (stepmother). Then transitioned to female 🏳️⚧️ (still married) permalink fedilink source parent
