I think they would like to make an argument that only makes sense in a Christian context ("we are all sinful, and we need to control those sins until we get true salvation, including sexual desire"), but they're smart enough to know that won't fly around here. So instead, they have to come up with a contorted argument that still doesn't work, but they thought it wouldn't be so easy to dismiss out of hand. They failed, but they tried.

Nah just chill it's the internet, people suck sometimes and haven't lived long enough to understand that this has happened before and it will happen again, if you play your cards the same, because this too will pass.