▲ 957 ▼ Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true... (lemmy.ca) submitted 2 years ago by WashedOver@lemmy.ca to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 49 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (3 children) They say Russia is nice these days permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] redballooon@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Do they have a foreigner ms armee? They should enlist him immediately. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] uis@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago No, only citizens. Male or doctors. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) At that point what does he have to offer them? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) I'm quite sure he has already offered, but in Helsinki their private meeting was kept off the books, so we'll never know. permalink fedilink source parent [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) He can offer them to run an insurrection in the US if paid enough. >!Then proceed to do nothing and disappear when someone actually asks for results!< permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) In Soviet Russia, they disappear you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Luckily Soviet Russia is gone (for now 🤔) and they seem to let go more easily if you don't commit some really atrocious crime like spreading stickers in the shop, posting online, or standing on the streets with a Constitution quotes. If you took some millions and ran away, just be diligent and spare some of the money and they couldn't care less. This may not reflect the real state of affairs but is a good approximation permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) “In Soviet Russia…” is a meme based on a quote from the TV show The Simpson’s. Though Putin’s Russia is not really so different. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago Yeah, I know just wanted to be a bit of bummer. TBF Soviet Russia seem to be good for memes or sci-fi but not much else, anyway. Appreciate you being helpful and explaining, though. permalink fedilink source parent [–] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Major breakthrough every week. Usually water pipes, but sometimes dams and sewers. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] redballooon@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Do they have a foreigner ms armee? They should enlist him immediately. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] uis@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago No, only citizens. Male or doctors. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] uis@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago No, only citizens. Male or doctors. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) At that point what does he have to offer them? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) I'm quite sure he has already offered, but in Helsinki their private meeting was kept off the books, so we'll never know. permalink fedilink source parent [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) He can offer them to run an insurrection in the US if paid enough. >!Then proceed to do nothing and disappear when someone actually asks for results!< permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) In Soviet Russia, they disappear you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Luckily Soviet Russia is gone (for now 🤔) and they seem to let go more easily if you don't commit some really atrocious crime like spreading stickers in the shop, posting online, or standing on the streets with a Constitution quotes. If you took some millions and ran away, just be diligent and spare some of the money and they couldn't care less. This may not reflect the real state of affairs but is a good approximation permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) “In Soviet Russia…” is a meme based on a quote from the TV show The Simpson’s. Though Putin’s Russia is not really so different. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago Yeah, I know just wanted to be a bit of bummer. TBF Soviet Russia seem to be good for memes or sci-fi but not much else, anyway. Appreciate you being helpful and explaining, though. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) I'm quite sure he has already offered, but in Helsinki their private meeting was kept off the books, so we'll never know. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 0 points 2 years ago (1 child) He can offer them to run an insurrection in the US if paid enough. >!Then proceed to do nothing and disappear when someone actually asks for results!< permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) In Soviet Russia, they disappear you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Luckily Soviet Russia is gone (for now 🤔) and they seem to let go more easily if you don't commit some really atrocious crime like spreading stickers in the shop, posting online, or standing on the streets with a Constitution quotes. If you took some millions and ran away, just be diligent and spare some of the money and they couldn't care less. This may not reflect the real state of affairs but is a good approximation permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) “In Soviet Russia…” is a meme based on a quote from the TV show The Simpson’s. Though Putin’s Russia is not really so different. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago Yeah, I know just wanted to be a bit of bummer. TBF Soviet Russia seem to be good for memes or sci-fi but not much else, anyway. Appreciate you being helpful and explaining, though. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) In Soviet Russia, they disappear you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Luckily Soviet Russia is gone (for now 🤔) and they seem to let go more easily if you don't commit some really atrocious crime like spreading stickers in the shop, posting online, or standing on the streets with a Constitution quotes. If you took some millions and ran away, just be diligent and spare some of the money and they couldn't care less. This may not reflect the real state of affairs but is a good approximation permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) “In Soviet Russia…” is a meme based on a quote from the TV show The Simpson’s. Though Putin’s Russia is not really so different. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago Yeah, I know just wanted to be a bit of bummer. TBF Soviet Russia seem to be good for memes or sci-fi but not much else, anyway. Appreciate you being helpful and explaining, though. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Luckily Soviet Russia is gone (for now 🤔) and they seem to let go more easily if you don't commit some really atrocious crime like spreading stickers in the shop, posting online, or standing on the streets with a Constitution quotes. If you took some millions and ran away, just be diligent and spare some of the money and they couldn't care less. This may not reflect the real state of affairs but is a good approximation permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) “In Soviet Russia…” is a meme based on a quote from the TV show The Simpson’s. Though Putin’s Russia is not really so different. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago Yeah, I know just wanted to be a bit of bummer. TBF Soviet Russia seem to be good for memes or sci-fi but not much else, anyway. Appreciate you being helpful and explaining, though. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) “In Soviet Russia…” is a meme based on a quote from the TV show The Simpson’s. Though Putin’s Russia is not really so different. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago Yeah, I know just wanted to be a bit of bummer. TBF Soviet Russia seem to be good for memes or sci-fi but not much else, anyway. Appreciate you being helpful and explaining, though. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago Yeah, I know just wanted to be a bit of bummer. TBF Soviet Russia seem to be good for memes or sci-fi but not much else, anyway. Appreciate you being helpful and explaining, though. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Major breakthrough every week. Usually water pipes, but sometimes dams and sewers. permalink fedilink source parent
