▲ 480 ▼ Classic Midwestern "salads" (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by chetradley@lemmy.world to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social 132 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean jello with fruits and whipped cream doesn't sound offensive? I guess just calling it a salad could be. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Slowy@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (3 children) Unfortunately miracle whip is more like a tangy mayonnaise and it has no business in a dessert permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] evranch@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago Lol I misread it as cool whip, because who the hell would put miracle whip on that! Cool whip still sucks compared to whipped cream, but it would still make a decent dessert. Miracle whip though, yuck permalink fedilink source parent [–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago Colored me embarrassed, my culinary ignorance is showing. Yeah, that unfortunately makes way more gross sense permalink fedilink source parent [–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago You forgot that miracle whip is Satans anal palp. This message brought to you by several generations of matriachal induced trauma. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Slowy@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (3 children) Unfortunately miracle whip is more like a tangy mayonnaise and it has no business in a dessert permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] evranch@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago Lol I misread it as cool whip, because who the hell would put miracle whip on that! Cool whip still sucks compared to whipped cream, but it would still make a decent dessert. Miracle whip though, yuck permalink fedilink source parent [–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago Colored me embarrassed, my culinary ignorance is showing. Yeah, that unfortunately makes way more gross sense permalink fedilink source parent [–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago You forgot that miracle whip is Satans anal palp. This message brought to you by several generations of matriachal induced trauma. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] evranch@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago Lol I misread it as cool whip, because who the hell would put miracle whip on that! Cool whip still sucks compared to whipped cream, but it would still make a decent dessert. Miracle whip though, yuck permalink fedilink source parent
[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago Colored me embarrassed, my culinary ignorance is showing. Yeah, that unfortunately makes way more gross sense permalink fedilink source parent
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago You forgot that miracle whip is Satans anal palp. This message brought to you by several generations of matriachal induced trauma. permalink fedilink source parent
