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Classic Midwestern "salads" (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by chetradley@lemmy.world to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social

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[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pineapple cheese salad

Never heard of this, wonder how it is baked on a pizza crust.

(Yes, everyone’s cries are delicious.)

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

No you actually made it sound good

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[–] whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

From what I can tell, the primary ingredients are:

Pineapple
Cheddar cheese
Crumbled bacon
Mini marshmallows

The first three sound great on a pizza, but the marshmallows ruin it for me.

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[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago

oh those are marshmallows. I thought they were some kind of white cheese cubes.

I’d try it at least once for science.

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

It's just sugar. Caramelize it a bit and it's dessert.

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[–] Duranie@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

At my boyfriend's request I made sweet potato casserole for the first time ever. The recipe was... something.

Basically mashed sweet potatoes with eggs and vanilla beaten in. Then a brown sugar, pecan, butter crumble topping, and then once done baking it gets mini marshmallows broiled on top.

I don't eat shit that sweet for dessert! Lol (although it's disturbing how tasty it was )

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[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Wait this is supposed to be the meal and not the dessert??
I was thinking it sounded delicious but main course, holy shit

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[–] chetradley@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Pineapple, cheddar cheese, mini marshmallows and pecans covered in custard.

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 0 points 2 years ago

Wait ? That's sweet ? I'm disappointed. I was dreaming about some cheesy Midwest potatoes salad. Is custard use a sauce ? That's original.

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