▲ 731 ▼ Did You Know? (sh.itjust.works) submitted 2 years ago by FreshLight@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 26 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 27 points 2 years ago (3 children) If we dump enough holy water outside, it'll enter the global water cycle and render the whole planet inhospitable to vampires. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Damage@startrek.website 34 points 2 years ago* It already happened, why do you think there are no more vampires around? It's the pollution caused by the church! permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago have you tasted water its delicious all water is holy praise taplor god of wet permalink fedilink source parent [–] howsetheraven@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Would it not be easier to have a mass blessing on each of the oceans? That takes care of 97% of the water. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Damage@startrek.website 34 points 2 years ago* It already happened, why do you think there are no more vampires around? It's the pollution caused by the church! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago have you tasted water its delicious all water is holy praise taplor god of wet permalink fedilink source parent
[–] howsetheraven@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Would it not be easier to have a mass blessing on each of the oceans? That takes care of 97% of the water. permalink fedilink source parent