▲ 1613 ▼ I'm not a monster (lemmy.ml) submitted 2 years ago by Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 90 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago (4 children) That's why shopping carts in Germany are coin operated. You only get your coin back, if you return the cart. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) I made a bypass tool so I can know that when I return them it's due to moral superiority and not base greed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) I take the ones people haven't bothered to lock back in. My moral superiority knows no bounds. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago Oh yeah? well! Sometimes I round them all up, take the coins, and donate them anonymously to orphans with cancer. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.de 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) While that is true they seem to die out. Older Shops still have the but during modernisation works, they usually get swapped out permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Our nearby store just used inserts that disabled the feature. The chains are still on. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago (2 children) Well you gotta have the chain. What else are you going to fidget with when at the store? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) My girlfriend's boobs are my go to. She doesn't seem to mind. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* On the internet, nobody knows you are a baby permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) You are right, it’s better that way. 40% of all customers would otherwise choose their penis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago I do tend to tie the chain around my penis, as it is the custom of the times permalink fedilink source parent [–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Then one will never truly know if one is selfless or not as they now have an incentive to return it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 1 point 2 years ago I just put in a washer and leave it in there permalink fedilink source parent
[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) I made a bypass tool so I can know that when I return them it's due to moral superiority and not base greed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) I take the ones people haven't bothered to lock back in. My moral superiority knows no bounds. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago Oh yeah? well! Sometimes I round them all up, take the coins, and donate them anonymously to orphans with cancer. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) I take the ones people haven't bothered to lock back in. My moral superiority knows no bounds. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago Oh yeah? well! Sometimes I round them all up, take the coins, and donate them anonymously to orphans with cancer. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago Oh yeah? well! Sometimes I round them all up, take the coins, and donate them anonymously to orphans with cancer. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.de 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) While that is true they seem to die out. Older Shops still have the but during modernisation works, they usually get swapped out permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Our nearby store just used inserts that disabled the feature. The chains are still on. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago (2 children) Well you gotta have the chain. What else are you going to fidget with when at the store? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) My girlfriend's boobs are my go to. She doesn't seem to mind. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* On the internet, nobody knows you are a baby permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) You are right, it’s better that way. 40% of all customers would otherwise choose their penis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago I do tend to tie the chain around my penis, as it is the custom of the times permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Our nearby store just used inserts that disabled the feature. The chains are still on. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago (2 children) Well you gotta have the chain. What else are you going to fidget with when at the store? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) My girlfriend's boobs are my go to. She doesn't seem to mind. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* On the internet, nobody knows you are a baby permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) You are right, it’s better that way. 40% of all customers would otherwise choose their penis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago I do tend to tie the chain around my penis, as it is the custom of the times permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago (2 children) Well you gotta have the chain. What else are you going to fidget with when at the store? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) My girlfriend's boobs are my go to. She doesn't seem to mind. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* On the internet, nobody knows you are a baby permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) You are right, it’s better that way. 40% of all customers would otherwise choose their penis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago I do tend to tie the chain around my penis, as it is the custom of the times permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) My girlfriend's boobs are my go to. She doesn't seem to mind. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* On the internet, nobody knows you are a baby permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* On the internet, nobody knows you are a baby permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) You are right, it’s better that way. 40% of all customers would otherwise choose their penis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago I do tend to tie the chain around my penis, as it is the custom of the times permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago I do tend to tie the chain around my penis, as it is the custom of the times permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Then one will never truly know if one is selfless or not as they now have an incentive to return it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 1 point 2 years ago I just put in a washer and leave it in there permalink fedilink source parent
