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Living the dream (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood.

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[–] 41 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Them: "I want one that looks exactly like this one on this website."

Me: "Sure... but you can just get the one on the website, and it will be cheaper."

Them: "Yeah, about that..."

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They want exactly the one on the website except with every measurement multiplied by 0.893, corner angles that would make Escher blush, and also they want it to stand 4 feet tall with no legs.

    Get to work.

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