I used to wait tables, and one time I had one of those tables where just everything goes wrong. After it was finally all over and they left, THEY FUCKING CAME BACK TO TALK ABOUT IT SOME MORE.

That's not how this works dude. You leave, you write a bad review, we all go on with our lives. If I was actually a bad waiter, I'd get fired soon enough, you don't have to worry about it.