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[–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

For some reason my mind skipped straight past 2 so I never considered it. I was going to go 5 and 7. 7 for the same reasoning as your own, and I could probably use 5 as some sort of weird toaster-only magic show to make money. 2 Is definitely the far superior moneymaker here, but I'd probably go with 5 anyway because it'd be more fun to have as an ability.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Depending on the exact rules, you could probably control anything you can bolt a toaster to.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    For no real reason other than it sounds reasonable in my head, my personal head canon is that you can't move anything heavier then the toaster itself. So a cloth on top of the toaster is fine, but a car just wouldn't fly.

    It's fun to imagine what it would mean with no limits though. Could I send the earth spiraling into the sun simply by placing the toaster on the floor?

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