▲ 952 ▼ Choose wisely! (i.imgur.com) submitted 2 years ago by justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 426 comments fedilink hide all child comments (shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump)
[+] I_Has_A_Hat@startrek.website 60 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] NewDark@lemmings.world 42 points 2 years ago (2 children) I want to imagine the real world would freak the fuck out the way some objects in a game engine do when you mash them together. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children) Instant nuclear fusion explosion permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago Nah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door permalink fedilink source parent [–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) So it's a pretty good super power then permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yes, but only once permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago Just teleport 7 inches away, duh That should be a safe distance permalink fedilink source parent [–] danwardvs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago I’m hearing GMod/Source clunking sounds. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Rolando@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* Ok wiseguy: hold 8 inch icicle up to someone's head teleport 7 inches forward "we can't figure out what killed em!" permalink fedilink source parent [–] zeppo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was going to squinch up real tight every time and only teleport through glass doors permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's how you lose your butt permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] zeppo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) What happens though? It just gets cut off? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Leaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was permalink fedilink source parent [–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago This was my thought. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago If you can make sure it's just your nose that gets stuck, then pair it up with pill #4, you'll be good. Hope that helps lol permalink fedilink source parent [+] Cheesus@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NewDark@lemmings.world 42 points 2 years ago (2 children) I want to imagine the real world would freak the fuck out the way some objects in a game engine do when you mash them together. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children) Instant nuclear fusion explosion permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago Nah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door permalink fedilink source parent [–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) So it's a pretty good super power then permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yes, but only once permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago Just teleport 7 inches away, duh That should be a safe distance permalink fedilink source parent [–] danwardvs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago I’m hearing GMod/Source clunking sounds. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children) Instant nuclear fusion explosion permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago Nah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door permalink fedilink source parent [–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) So it's a pretty good super power then permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yes, but only once permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago Just teleport 7 inches away, duh That should be a safe distance permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago Nah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) So it's a pretty good super power then permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yes, but only once permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago Just teleport 7 inches away, duh That should be a safe distance permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yes, but only once permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago Just teleport 7 inches away, duh That should be a safe distance permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago Just teleport 7 inches away, duh That should be a safe distance permalink fedilink source parent
[–] danwardvs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago I’m hearing GMod/Source clunking sounds. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* Ok wiseguy: hold 8 inch icicle up to someone's head teleport 7 inches forward "we can't figure out what killed em!" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was going to squinch up real tight every time and only teleport through glass doors permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's how you lose your butt permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] zeppo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) What happens though? It just gets cut off? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Leaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's how you lose your butt permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] zeppo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) What happens though? It just gets cut off? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Leaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) What happens though? It just gets cut off? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Leaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Leaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago If you can make sure it's just your nose that gets stuck, then pair it up with pill #4, you'll be good. Hope that helps lol permalink fedilink source parent