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T-Rex problems (i.imgur.com)
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[–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Well, it sure as fuck will wake up if you stab its eye out. If I had to bet I still would pick the one-eyed angry T-Rex.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Recent studies have shown their top speed is about the same as humans. You could:

    1. wait for him to sleep
    2. poke an eye out
    3. run to safety
    4. Repeat steps 1 2 3
    5. Finish him after you take advantage of the rest of the month of free food and accomodations.
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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I love how you have a plan that gets you $500 million, but you just have to have to take advantage of that free rent in a shack before time runs out.

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