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[–] 67 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Rub the blade into fecal matter, wait till she nods off and then stab deeply before quickly returning to the hut. Repeat a few times.

Now just wait for the sepsis to kick in and collect the prize.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Additionally, poop in it's food (if it has any). E. Coli poisoning may help.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I love the thought that instead of pooping in the indestructible hut, then going out in sorties, throwing poop on its food, you decide to straight up pop a squat over the only food source while locked in an area with a t rex. You are a very bold person, your bravery has my respect, if not your intelligence

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