▲ 1046 ▼ Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff (lemmy.ananace.dev) submitted 2 years ago by ace@lemmy.ananace.dev to c/memes@lemmy.ml 99 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] poppy@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago (1 child) I like my bidet, but I have no interest in letting my labia drip-dry so I will continue to buy toilet paper thank you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Droechai@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago You don't have a hair dryer in your bathroom? /S permalink fedilink source parent [–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago (2 children) Are you walking away with wet butt? I have to dry with at least 2 squares post bidet permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (1 child) My fancy bidet air dries. I mean, I still wipe but I just wanted to flex over my bidet that blasts warm air all over my booty hole. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whereisk@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Sounds like fecal particulate matter everywhere.. if flushing spreads it, can't imagine what an air blower does. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 years ago (1 child) You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don't just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that's the point of a bidet). permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] whereisk@lemmy.world -7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Woosh.. The point is that since flushing alone creates aerosolised particles. Spray wash, then blow dry, would probably multiply that. I mean we know that hand dryers are terrible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yes I'm sure the multiple countries that use them don't have a fixation on being clean or anything at all, and are very pleased with blasting shit particles around. ^^/s permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whereisk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Lol. "I'm sure all these people sacrificing goats to the gods haven't seen their prayers answered all the time and are wrong - can't you see how successful the Greeks and the Romans are, you idiot? /s" << you are this kind of person. "Multiple countries" that "have a fixation" - therefore it can't be - hahahaha! Are you against scientific evidence? I gave multiple sources, you gave arguments from incredulity, popularity, and your personal perception of reputation of whole countries - collectively. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Did you by chance edit those in? I had only seen the one link about hand dryers, so either my app bugged or you edited 🤷♂️ permalink fedilink source parent [+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] variants@possumpat.io 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) im not going to risk a towel in case I need a couple more sprays haha permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago You could put the towel in the wash if you're initially doing poor job of cleaning. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago Many more people yes. Bidets and their concepts are not well known in most of western countries. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Simbomba@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago Many people ain't aware oft bidets and most of those who do know them assume they only exist in Japan or in Japanese toilets permalink fedilink source parent [–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago (2 children) You have a towel covered in poop just chilling in your bathroom and call it normal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] variants@possumpat.io 2 points 2 years ago I use a bidet daily and sometimes theres still some poopy left after a few long sprays, I use toilet paper to dry off and do a check and then if its clean Im good to go, otherwise I hit it with some more sprays and check again. a few sheets of toilet paper is a lot better than no bidet but Im still not convinced a bidet by itself is good enough. at least here in the states bidets are simple bolt on squirters not a separate thing that might do a better job permalink fedilink source parent [–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 2 years ago I would share a body towel, there is just no necessity to do so. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago I challenge you to get poop on your finger, wash it off under the shower head, and then rub your eyeball directly with that finger. Your towel has poop residue on it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] joenforcer@midwest.social -3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Sorry you have to hear it this way, but a butt towel requiring a wash in detergent and even more water than you just flushed is less eco-friendly than two squares of toilet paper. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SeducingCamel@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago Hey man I know it's generally accepted that bidets are cool and amazing, but actually I just feel like you're wrong permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago You're supposed to clean your ass first, my friend permalink fedilink source parent [–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago Bidet has reduced my toilet paper usage, but it's absolutely not a replacement. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] poppy@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago (1 child) I like my bidet, but I have no interest in letting my labia drip-dry so I will continue to buy toilet paper thank you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Droechai@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago You don't have a hair dryer in your bathroom? /S permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago You don't have a hair dryer in your bathroom? /S permalink fedilink source parent
[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago (2 children) Are you walking away with wet butt? I have to dry with at least 2 squares post bidet permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (1 child) My fancy bidet air dries. I mean, I still wipe but I just wanted to flex over my bidet that blasts warm air all over my booty hole. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whereisk@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Sounds like fecal particulate matter everywhere.. if flushing spreads it, can't imagine what an air blower does. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 years ago (1 child) You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don't just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that's the point of a bidet). permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] whereisk@lemmy.world -7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Woosh.. The point is that since flushing alone creates aerosolised particles. Spray wash, then blow dry, would probably multiply that. I mean we know that hand dryers are terrible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yes I'm sure the multiple countries that use them don't have a fixation on being clean or anything at all, and are very pleased with blasting shit particles around. ^^/s permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whereisk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Lol. "I'm sure all these people sacrificing goats to the gods haven't seen their prayers answered all the time and are wrong - can't you see how successful the Greeks and the Romans are, you idiot? /s" << you are this kind of person. "Multiple countries" that "have a fixation" - therefore it can't be - hahahaha! Are you against scientific evidence? I gave multiple sources, you gave arguments from incredulity, popularity, and your personal perception of reputation of whole countries - collectively. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Did you by chance edit those in? I had only seen the one link about hand dryers, so either my app bugged or you edited 🤷♂️ permalink fedilink source parent [+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] variants@possumpat.io 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) im not going to risk a towel in case I need a couple more sprays haha permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago You could put the towel in the wash if you're initially doing poor job of cleaning. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago Many more people yes. Bidets and their concepts are not well known in most of western countries. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Simbomba@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago Many people ain't aware oft bidets and most of those who do know them assume they only exist in Japan or in Japanese toilets permalink fedilink source parent [–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago (2 children) You have a towel covered in poop just chilling in your bathroom and call it normal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] variants@possumpat.io 2 points 2 years ago I use a bidet daily and sometimes theres still some poopy left after a few long sprays, I use toilet paper to dry off and do a check and then if its clean Im good to go, otherwise I hit it with some more sprays and check again. a few sheets of toilet paper is a lot better than no bidet but Im still not convinced a bidet by itself is good enough. at least here in the states bidets are simple bolt on squirters not a separate thing that might do a better job permalink fedilink source parent [–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 2 years ago I would share a body towel, there is just no necessity to do so. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago I challenge you to get poop on your finger, wash it off under the shower head, and then rub your eyeball directly with that finger. Your towel has poop residue on it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] joenforcer@midwest.social -3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Sorry you have to hear it this way, but a butt towel requiring a wash in detergent and even more water than you just flushed is less eco-friendly than two squares of toilet paper. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SeducingCamel@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago Hey man I know it's generally accepted that bidets are cool and amazing, but actually I just feel like you're wrong permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago You're supposed to clean your ass first, my friend permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (1 child) My fancy bidet air dries. I mean, I still wipe but I just wanted to flex over my bidet that blasts warm air all over my booty hole. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whereisk@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Sounds like fecal particulate matter everywhere.. if flushing spreads it, can't imagine what an air blower does. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 years ago (1 child) You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don't just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that's the point of a bidet). permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] whereisk@lemmy.world -7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Woosh.. The point is that since flushing alone creates aerosolised particles. Spray wash, then blow dry, would probably multiply that. I mean we know that hand dryers are terrible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yes I'm sure the multiple countries that use them don't have a fixation on being clean or anything at all, and are very pleased with blasting shit particles around. ^^/s permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whereisk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Lol. "I'm sure all these people sacrificing goats to the gods haven't seen their prayers answered all the time and are wrong - can't you see how successful the Greeks and the Romans are, you idiot? /s" << you are this kind of person. "Multiple countries" that "have a fixation" - therefore it can't be - hahahaha! Are you against scientific evidence? I gave multiple sources, you gave arguments from incredulity, popularity, and your personal perception of reputation of whole countries - collectively. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Did you by chance edit those in? I had only seen the one link about hand dryers, so either my app bugged or you edited 🤷♂️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] whereisk@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Sounds like fecal particulate matter everywhere.. if flushing spreads it, can't imagine what an air blower does. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 years ago (1 child) You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don't just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that's the point of a bidet). permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] whereisk@lemmy.world -7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Woosh.. The point is that since flushing alone creates aerosolised particles. Spray wash, then blow dry, would probably multiply that. I mean we know that hand dryers are terrible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yes I'm sure the multiple countries that use them don't have a fixation on being clean or anything at all, and are very pleased with blasting shit particles around. ^^/s permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whereisk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Lol. "I'm sure all these people sacrificing goats to the gods haven't seen their prayers answered all the time and are wrong - can't you see how successful the Greeks and the Romans are, you idiot? /s" << you are this kind of person. "Multiple countries" that "have a fixation" - therefore it can't be - hahahaha! Are you against scientific evidence? I gave multiple sources, you gave arguments from incredulity, popularity, and your personal perception of reputation of whole countries - collectively. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Did you by chance edit those in? I had only seen the one link about hand dryers, so either my app bugged or you edited 🤷♂️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 years ago (1 child) You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don't just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that's the point of a bidet). permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] whereisk@lemmy.world -7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Woosh.. The point is that since flushing alone creates aerosolised particles. Spray wash, then blow dry, would probably multiply that. I mean we know that hand dryers are terrible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yes I'm sure the multiple countries that use them don't have a fixation on being clean or anything at all, and are very pleased with blasting shit particles around. ^^/s permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whereisk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Lol. "I'm sure all these people sacrificing goats to the gods haven't seen their prayers answered all the time and are wrong - can't you see how successful the Greeks and the Romans are, you idiot? /s" << you are this kind of person. "Multiple countries" that "have a fixation" - therefore it can't be - hahahaha! Are you against scientific evidence? I gave multiple sources, you gave arguments from incredulity, popularity, and your personal perception of reputation of whole countries - collectively. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Did you by chance edit those in? I had only seen the one link about hand dryers, so either my app bugged or you edited 🤷♂️ permalink fedilink source parent
[+] whereisk@lemmy.world -7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Woosh.. The point is that since flushing alone creates aerosolised particles. Spray wash, then blow dry, would probably multiply that. I mean we know that hand dryers are terrible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yes I'm sure the multiple countries that use them don't have a fixation on being clean or anything at all, and are very pleased with blasting shit particles around. ^^/s permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whereisk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Lol. "I'm sure all these people sacrificing goats to the gods haven't seen their prayers answered all the time and are wrong - can't you see how successful the Greeks and the Romans are, you idiot? /s" << you are this kind of person. "Multiple countries" that "have a fixation" - therefore it can't be - hahahaha! Are you against scientific evidence? I gave multiple sources, you gave arguments from incredulity, popularity, and your personal perception of reputation of whole countries - collectively. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Did you by chance edit those in? I had only seen the one link about hand dryers, so either my app bugged or you edited 🤷♂️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yes I'm sure the multiple countries that use them don't have a fixation on being clean or anything at all, and are very pleased with blasting shit particles around. ^^/s permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] whereisk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Lol. "I'm sure all these people sacrificing goats to the gods haven't seen their prayers answered all the time and are wrong - can't you see how successful the Greeks and the Romans are, you idiot? /s" << you are this kind of person. "Multiple countries" that "have a fixation" - therefore it can't be - hahahaha! Are you against scientific evidence? I gave multiple sources, you gave arguments from incredulity, popularity, and your personal perception of reputation of whole countries - collectively. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Did you by chance edit those in? I had only seen the one link about hand dryers, so either my app bugged or you edited 🤷♂️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] whereisk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Lol. "I'm sure all these people sacrificing goats to the gods haven't seen their prayers answered all the time and are wrong - can't you see how successful the Greeks and the Romans are, you idiot? /s" << you are this kind of person. "Multiple countries" that "have a fixation" - therefore it can't be - hahahaha! Are you against scientific evidence? I gave multiple sources, you gave arguments from incredulity, popularity, and your personal perception of reputation of whole countries - collectively. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Did you by chance edit those in? I had only seen the one link about hand dryers, so either my app bugged or you edited 🤷♂️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Did you by chance edit those in? I had only seen the one link about hand dryers, so either my app bugged or you edited 🤷♂️ permalink fedilink source parent
[+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] variants@possumpat.io 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) im not going to risk a towel in case I need a couple more sprays haha permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago You could put the towel in the wash if you're initially doing poor job of cleaning. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago Many more people yes. Bidets and their concepts are not well known in most of western countries. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Simbomba@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago Many people ain't aware oft bidets and most of those who do know them assume they only exist in Japan or in Japanese toilets permalink fedilink source parent [–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago (2 children) You have a towel covered in poop just chilling in your bathroom and call it normal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] variants@possumpat.io 2 points 2 years ago I use a bidet daily and sometimes theres still some poopy left after a few long sprays, I use toilet paper to dry off and do a check and then if its clean Im good to go, otherwise I hit it with some more sprays and check again. a few sheets of toilet paper is a lot better than no bidet but Im still not convinced a bidet by itself is good enough. at least here in the states bidets are simple bolt on squirters not a separate thing that might do a better job permalink fedilink source parent [–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 2 years ago I would share a body towel, there is just no necessity to do so. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago I challenge you to get poop on your finger, wash it off under the shower head, and then rub your eyeball directly with that finger. Your towel has poop residue on it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] joenforcer@midwest.social -3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Sorry you have to hear it this way, but a butt towel requiring a wash in detergent and even more water than you just flushed is less eco-friendly than two squares of toilet paper. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SeducingCamel@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago Hey man I know it's generally accepted that bidets are cool and amazing, but actually I just feel like you're wrong permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago You're supposed to clean your ass first, my friend permalink fedilink source parent
[–] variants@possumpat.io 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) im not going to risk a towel in case I need a couple more sprays haha permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago You could put the towel in the wash if you're initially doing poor job of cleaning. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago You could put the towel in the wash if you're initially doing poor job of cleaning. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago Many more people yes. Bidets and their concepts are not well known in most of western countries. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Simbomba@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago Many people ain't aware oft bidets and most of those who do know them assume they only exist in Japan or in Japanese toilets permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago (2 children) You have a towel covered in poop just chilling in your bathroom and call it normal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] variants@possumpat.io 2 points 2 years ago I use a bidet daily and sometimes theres still some poopy left after a few long sprays, I use toilet paper to dry off and do a check and then if its clean Im good to go, otherwise I hit it with some more sprays and check again. a few sheets of toilet paper is a lot better than no bidet but Im still not convinced a bidet by itself is good enough. at least here in the states bidets are simple bolt on squirters not a separate thing that might do a better job permalink fedilink source parent [–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 2 years ago I would share a body towel, there is just no necessity to do so. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago I challenge you to get poop on your finger, wash it off under the shower head, and then rub your eyeball directly with that finger. Your towel has poop residue on it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] joenforcer@midwest.social -3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Sorry you have to hear it this way, but a butt towel requiring a wash in detergent and even more water than you just flushed is less eco-friendly than two squares of toilet paper. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SeducingCamel@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago Hey man I know it's generally accepted that bidets are cool and amazing, but actually I just feel like you're wrong permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago You're supposed to clean your ass first, my friend permalink fedilink source parent
[+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] variants@possumpat.io 2 points 2 years ago I use a bidet daily and sometimes theres still some poopy left after a few long sprays, I use toilet paper to dry off and do a check and then if its clean Im good to go, otherwise I hit it with some more sprays and check again. a few sheets of toilet paper is a lot better than no bidet but Im still not convinced a bidet by itself is good enough. at least here in the states bidets are simple bolt on squirters not a separate thing that might do a better job permalink fedilink source parent [–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 2 years ago I would share a body towel, there is just no necessity to do so. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago I challenge you to get poop on your finger, wash it off under the shower head, and then rub your eyeball directly with that finger. Your towel has poop residue on it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] joenforcer@midwest.social -3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Sorry you have to hear it this way, but a butt towel requiring a wash in detergent and even more water than you just flushed is less eco-friendly than two squares of toilet paper. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SeducingCamel@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago Hey man I know it's generally accepted that bidets are cool and amazing, but actually I just feel like you're wrong permalink fedilink source parent
[–] variants@possumpat.io 2 points 2 years ago I use a bidet daily and sometimes theres still some poopy left after a few long sprays, I use toilet paper to dry off and do a check and then if its clean Im good to go, otherwise I hit it with some more sprays and check again. a few sheets of toilet paper is a lot better than no bidet but Im still not convinced a bidet by itself is good enough. at least here in the states bidets are simple bolt on squirters not a separate thing that might do a better job permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 2 years ago I would share a body towel, there is just no necessity to do so. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago I challenge you to get poop on your finger, wash it off under the shower head, and then rub your eyeball directly with that finger. Your towel has poop residue on it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] joenforcer@midwest.social -3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Sorry you have to hear it this way, but a butt towel requiring a wash in detergent and even more water than you just flushed is less eco-friendly than two squares of toilet paper. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SeducingCamel@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago Hey man I know it's generally accepted that bidets are cool and amazing, but actually I just feel like you're wrong permalink fedilink source parent
[+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SeducingCamel@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago Hey man I know it's generally accepted that bidets are cool and amazing, but actually I just feel like you're wrong permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SeducingCamel@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago Hey man I know it's generally accepted that bidets are cool and amazing, but actually I just feel like you're wrong permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago You're supposed to clean your ass first, my friend permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago Bidet has reduced my toilet paper usage, but it's absolutely not a replacement. permalink fedilink source parent
