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[–] 10 points 3 years ago (2 children)

If I killed 3 people and seriously wounded another accidently with my cooking my face would be puffy from crying and my body would be so incapacitated that I would not be able to move from the couch.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Just don't go scrounging around for mushrooms to munch, and you should be safe lol

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Do you know what I reckon she's done? She's grabbed a toadstool from the back yard and mixed it into the Coles packaged mushrooms, fried em up. Dig in. Bon appetit.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    It's quite possible it was completely accidental and she still doesn't care because she hates them because they treated her like a servant.

    It would not surprise me if they collected the mushrooms themselves and asked her to cook them.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    That's actually a good theory. She could've been hesitant to cook them and wouldn't let the kids eat them.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago*

    if it were my relos they would never heed my warnings

    I note the victims were in one of those baptist cults. They are pretty misogynistic , so I bet they wouldn't listen to her if she said something.

    Also possible they wouldn't share the mushrooms because there weren't enough

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