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[–] 19 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Ok, the question is: What would each distro taste like?

RedHat: A dark roast, bitter but caffeinated. You curse with each sip and can't stop drinking it. You also pay the barista to tell you how to hold the mug.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    Gentoo is the espresso you get when your coffee-obsessed friend with >$10k worth of barista equipment asks if you'd like a coffee. It's the best damn thing you've ever tasted, but by the time your friend has finished preparing and all the settings are dialed in, it's around midnight and you should have gone home hours ago

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Mint would be cinnamon flavored

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    I kinda like representing it with Moroccan mint tea. It's the best mint flavored thing in real life I could think of.

    It's not a coffee but it's close enough.

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    I live in Morocco so yeah, I drink it at least every time I'm with my family.

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    Oh.

    I've tried it on a distro I installed on a virtual machine, and it was fine enough. I might even start using it for a bit.

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