▲ 497 ▼ No one is safe from these psychos. Please stay safe (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by baropithecus@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 44 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 81 points 2 years ago (5 children) It's dangerous to hide small plastic capsules in candy ..... but it's perfectly Ok for anyone to buy an assault rifle. permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] affiliate@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children) just be happy there’s no assault rifle in the capsule permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago What do you mean? It's my God given right to store my assault rifle inside my plastic capsule inside my candy! Who are you to tell me not to? permalink fedilink source parent [–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) It won't fit. But bullets would. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I'd eat more candy if it came stuffed with 9mm. permalink fedilink source parent [–] XEAL@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) But muh Second Amendment! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sour@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* from: beanbag america permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) The food code should probably just be amended. It pretty generically says that you can’t have “nonnutritive” stuff inside of it, unless that stuff is safe to consume. That’s a pretty reasonable thing, but it should probably be tweaked for nonnutritive stuff that is easy to spot and less likely to be mistaken for food. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yep. It's the same law keeping sawdust out of food that is also banning kinder eggs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago law keeping sawdust out of food Grated parmesan has entered the chat. permalink fedilink source parent [–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago Americans are so stupid these would kill more kids than school shooters if they were legal. permalink fedilink source parent [–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago We all assume people are at least as smart as we think we are but honestly they aren't. It's scary how many stupid people there are even if you are at the lower part of the average. Millions... It's always the lowest common denominator that the world ends up being built for it seems and that means it's not required for millions above that... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children) just be happy there’s no assault rifle in the capsule permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago What do you mean? It's my God given right to store my assault rifle inside my plastic capsule inside my candy! Who are you to tell me not to? permalink fedilink source parent [–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) It won't fit. But bullets would. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I'd eat more candy if it came stuffed with 9mm. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago What do you mean? It's my God given right to store my assault rifle inside my plastic capsule inside my candy! Who are you to tell me not to? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) It won't fit. But bullets would. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I'd eat more candy if it came stuffed with 9mm. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I'd eat more candy if it came stuffed with 9mm. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) But muh Second Amendment! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sour@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* from: beanbag america permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) The food code should probably just be amended. It pretty generically says that you can’t have “nonnutritive” stuff inside of it, unless that stuff is safe to consume. That’s a pretty reasonable thing, but it should probably be tweaked for nonnutritive stuff that is easy to spot and less likely to be mistaken for food. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yep. It's the same law keeping sawdust out of food that is also banning kinder eggs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago law keeping sawdust out of food Grated parmesan has entered the chat. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yep. It's the same law keeping sawdust out of food that is also banning kinder eggs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago law keeping sawdust out of food Grated parmesan has entered the chat. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago law keeping sawdust out of food Grated parmesan has entered the chat. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago Americans are so stupid these would kill more kids than school shooters if they were legal. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago We all assume people are at least as smart as we think we are but honestly they aren't. It's scary how many stupid people there are even if you are at the lower part of the average. Millions... It's always the lowest common denominator that the world ends up being built for it seems and that means it's not required for millions above that... permalink fedilink source parent