▲ 1368 ▼ You are my sunshine (lemmy.ml) submitted 2 years ago by Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 68 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] Scene_Shifter@kbin.social -51 points 2 years ago (6 children) Yeah alright, a three year old already knows to hate. Yeah. permalink fedilink source hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago Bruh, have you never met a child? Hate is one of the first things kids learn. permalink fedilink source parent [–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago (2 children) At three, I hated lots of things. Girls, Brussels sprouts, wasps, Darth Vader, and taking baths. I'm glad you had such a sheltered life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) But how did you feel about sand? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children) I love it! It exfoliates my feet, I use it to make little sand castles and other sculptures, and it cleans off of my stuff with just a little spray of water! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Could this have been at all motivated by spite of Darth Vader? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Could be, as I had, and still have, a giant ceramic Vader 'lamp' that scared the fuck out of me as a kid, hence the hate, and not just because he's a dick in Star Wars. Granted that would mean I was clairvoyant as a kid, given that the hatred of sand wasn't known until 20+ years later. MAYBE I AM FORCE SENSITIVE! permalink fedilink source parent [–] jarfil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Look at this rich kid wasting water, where did they raise you, on Naboo? permalink fedilink source parent [–] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Wait, you guys remember when you were three? permalink fedilink source parent [–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (2 children) Just today my 3yo has hated: dance class, her sister, and carrots. She loves them now though. They're a fickle bunch. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago Carrots are many a childs' first scathing hatred. permalink fedilink source parent [–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Her dance class or the carrots? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago A bunch of dance classes is too much for a 3yr old. No wonder they hate'm permalink fedilink source parent [–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago At 3, I already had a kid I hated. I know this because apparently I saw him one day, made sure to point him out to my parents and blatantly told them I hate him. At least that's how my mom tells it. 3 yo me was right to hate that kid. From age 3 to senior year, that kid was a Grade A douchebag. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Crazypartypony@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Yeah, generally. Is 'terrible twos' a saying in your area? It is in mine. Toddlers suck. permalink fedilink source parent [–] PunnyName@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago Okay permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago Bruh, have you never met a child? Hate is one of the first things kids learn. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago (2 children) At three, I hated lots of things. Girls, Brussels sprouts, wasps, Darth Vader, and taking baths. I'm glad you had such a sheltered life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) But how did you feel about sand? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children) I love it! It exfoliates my feet, I use it to make little sand castles and other sculptures, and it cleans off of my stuff with just a little spray of water! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Could this have been at all motivated by spite of Darth Vader? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Could be, as I had, and still have, a giant ceramic Vader 'lamp' that scared the fuck out of me as a kid, hence the hate, and not just because he's a dick in Star Wars. Granted that would mean I was clairvoyant as a kid, given that the hatred of sand wasn't known until 20+ years later. MAYBE I AM FORCE SENSITIVE! permalink fedilink source parent [–] jarfil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Look at this rich kid wasting water, where did they raise you, on Naboo? permalink fedilink source parent [–] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Wait, you guys remember when you were three? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) But how did you feel about sand? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children) I love it! It exfoliates my feet, I use it to make little sand castles and other sculptures, and it cleans off of my stuff with just a little spray of water! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Could this have been at all motivated by spite of Darth Vader? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Could be, as I had, and still have, a giant ceramic Vader 'lamp' that scared the fuck out of me as a kid, hence the hate, and not just because he's a dick in Star Wars. Granted that would mean I was clairvoyant as a kid, given that the hatred of sand wasn't known until 20+ years later. MAYBE I AM FORCE SENSITIVE! permalink fedilink source parent [–] jarfil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Look at this rich kid wasting water, where did they raise you, on Naboo? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children) I love it! It exfoliates my feet, I use it to make little sand castles and other sculptures, and it cleans off of my stuff with just a little spray of water! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Could this have been at all motivated by spite of Darth Vader? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Could be, as I had, and still have, a giant ceramic Vader 'lamp' that scared the fuck out of me as a kid, hence the hate, and not just because he's a dick in Star Wars. Granted that would mean I was clairvoyant as a kid, given that the hatred of sand wasn't known until 20+ years later. MAYBE I AM FORCE SENSITIVE! permalink fedilink source parent [–] jarfil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Look at this rich kid wasting water, where did they raise you, on Naboo? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Could this have been at all motivated by spite of Darth Vader? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Could be, as I had, and still have, a giant ceramic Vader 'lamp' that scared the fuck out of me as a kid, hence the hate, and not just because he's a dick in Star Wars. Granted that would mean I was clairvoyant as a kid, given that the hatred of sand wasn't known until 20+ years later. MAYBE I AM FORCE SENSITIVE! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Could be, as I had, and still have, a giant ceramic Vader 'lamp' that scared the fuck out of me as a kid, hence the hate, and not just because he's a dick in Star Wars. Granted that would mean I was clairvoyant as a kid, given that the hatred of sand wasn't known until 20+ years later. MAYBE I AM FORCE SENSITIVE! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jarfil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Look at this rich kid wasting water, where did they raise you, on Naboo? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago Wait, you guys remember when you were three? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (2 children) Just today my 3yo has hated: dance class, her sister, and carrots. She loves them now though. They're a fickle bunch. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago Carrots are many a childs' first scathing hatred. permalink fedilink source parent [–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Her dance class or the carrots? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago A bunch of dance classes is too much for a 3yr old. No wonder they hate'm permalink fedilink source parent
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago Carrots are many a childs' first scathing hatred. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Her dance class or the carrots? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago A bunch of dance classes is too much for a 3yr old. No wonder they hate'm permalink fedilink source parent
[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago A bunch of dance classes is too much for a 3yr old. No wonder they hate'm permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago At 3, I already had a kid I hated. I know this because apparently I saw him one day, made sure to point him out to my parents and blatantly told them I hate him. At least that's how my mom tells it. 3 yo me was right to hate that kid. From age 3 to senior year, that kid was a Grade A douchebag. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Crazypartypony@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Yeah, generally. Is 'terrible twos' a saying in your area? It is in mine. Toddlers suck. permalink fedilink source parent
